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to dilly dally. Originated in 1267 by Heinrich Fotz, grandson of Duke Hemliggy Fotz who invented the first lounge chair (probably). Heinrich was known to fotz all day by his peers because he didn't like to play outside with his friends and would rather rest in his grandfathers chair.
Adrianna took a personal day to fotz around and take pics on this crisp day.
fotz by Buckets O'Houlihan November 11, 2017
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fotzvogel 

A boy in his early teens, with blond curly hair that attends every single concert in the Goldcoast area of Zurich, Switzerland.
You see that badass with the swag that's completely shitfaced? That's a fotzvogel.
fotzvogel by GoldcoastZH June 3, 2018
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Fotzenknecht 

German for mangina.
lit. "pussy-servant"
(1)"Why he doesn't just get rid of her? He's such fotzenknecht."
(2)"He does everything she want's him to. Doesn't he know that wont lead him anywhere? Stupid fotzenknecht."
Du dumme Fotze!
You fuckin' cunt!
fotze by Jeado September 25, 2005

Räuber Fotzenglotz

Nickname of an extremely attractive and well-known Swiss colleague named Juju.
*Two girls walking around casually in Pisa.*
A: Do you see that guy over there? He looks extremely familiar to me.
B: Yes, of course! That‘s Räuber Fotzenglotz.
A: Ah right, now I recognize him. He always glotzes at my Fotz when he‘s around.

B: Oh yes, I absolutely love it when he uses his Fotzenglotz ability.
female sex organ ; vagina ; punani ; poontang. German origin
"Ein Gott hat deine Fotze gesegnet!" - a god has blessed your pussy!
fotze by glasrauch April 8, 2003
A super ugly guy with no friends and ended up in prison after three seconds on earth. He kills rabbits and eats cars but he never gets a girl.
The fotzirk got hit by a car and nobody cared.
fotzirk by MiWiMa MVP January 20, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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