fotzirk Share definition Flag A super ugly guy with no friends and ended up in prison after three seconds on earth. He kills rabbits and eats cars but he never gets a girl. The fotzirk got hit by a car and nobody cared. fotzirk by MiWiMa MVP January 20, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the fotzirk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch