fossitt

n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie.

Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv, etc. The main idea here is that the word "fossitt" somehow relates to the most blatent, obvious lie you have ever heard.

n.) "Hey Tim! I won the lottery!""Alex, you're such a fossitt". v.) "Hey Alex, my car can go 300 MPH!""Really?!""No, I'm just fossitting ya! lol".

by none January 28, 2005

dripping fossit

when you get a girl real wet, then she stands above your head with her legs spread, and lets her cunt drip into your mouth.

i almost drowned from that dripping fossit last night

by dave offner(dream team) January 25, 2005

fossiltute

a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough

Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."

by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 29, 2007

Fossett

A fossett is the act of missing the goal (soccer, football) from within the six yard box (goal area). This act, to fossett, is usually over the goal.

Awww man sam pulled a fossett and missed the game winning goal.

by CCDS January 4, 2010

fossett

A ginger variant of a rat like being who has infiltrated his way into socailly interacting with humans on a daily basis. The Fossett is know to have limited vocab, ranging from "you're dead" to "Jog on".

i just saw a dead Fossett outside Mr. Lee's house in Spofforth!

by bruceybonus February 8, 2008