To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.

I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.

fortunication by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015

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Fortinisus Memorliosis

An extremely rare disease that causes memory loss of EVERYTHING except the Fortnite lore.

I have Fortinisus Memorliosis.

Fortinisus Memorliosis by EricTheTOon June 20, 2022

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Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

Beverley Fortunes by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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