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Fortunato 

Straight up slutty bitch, who talks shit about everyone and has a new guy every week.
Fortunato is such a WHORE
Fortunato by klghdfgnkl November 26, 2010

Fortunato 

term used to describe a fat person usually a latino male. also known to take advantage of others and is a class a con-artist
Stop being a fortunato.

Wheel of Fortunato 

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
Wheel of Fortunato by John2019 August 6, 2021

s'fortunato 

Americanized Italian Slang, usually used as an exclaimation for something that is a stroke of either good or bad luck.
Hey, I just found a $100.00 bill on the sidewalk...S'FORTUNATO!!!
s'fortunato by the gabba goul January 22, 2005

casey fortunato 

a jewish prostitute with a huge penis that breaths fire and has a dildo for a tail....can fly for a short period of time, and has her period 5 times a minute.
casey fortunato by Rahmaglano October 12, 2011

bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.