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Fortunato 

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A person who is naturally lucky in life and brings good luck to those around them. Fortunato’s are known for their large penises and confident demeanor. Fortunato’s are also immune to curses and cannot be jinxed.
I hooked up with fortunato and his huge penis last night.
Fortunato by Luckyonethirteen November 24, 2021
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Fortunato 

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Straight up slutty bitch, who talks shit about everyone and has a new guy every week.
Fortunato is such a WHORE
Fortunato by klghdfgnkl November 26, 2010
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Fortunato • casey fortunato • s'fortunato • Wheel of Fortunato • fortunate son • fortunado • FortuNATE • Fortunate Ben • Fortunate Sonning • Fortunati

Fortunato 

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term used to describe a fat person usually a latino male. also known to take advantage of others and is a class a con-artist
Stop being a fortunato.
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Wheel of Fortunato 

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A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
Wheel of Fortunato by John2019 August 6, 2021
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s'fortunato 

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Americanized Italian Slang, usually used as an exclaimation for something that is a stroke of either good or bad luck.
Hey, I just found a $100.00 bill on the sidewalk...S'FORTUNATO!!!
s'fortunato by the gabba goul January 22, 2005
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casey fortunato 

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a jewish prostitute with a huge penis that breaths fire and has a dildo for a tail....can fly for a short period of time, and has her period 5 times a minute.
Holy Shit i just saw a casey fortunato!
casey fortunato by Rahmaglano October 12, 2011
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bitch-fortunate 

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Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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