fortunado

a wise chinese man known for telling fortunes

Fortunado say "your wong gonna fall off"

by kara and tiffany February 1, 2004

bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fartnado

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.

Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.

by TtotheDM January 31, 2014

O Fortuna

The popular intro and outro of Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana." It has been used in popular movies, such as Jackass: The Movie, The Hunt for Red October, and Natural Born Killers. It is widely regarded as one of the most exciting pieces of music ever written and recorded. Known for its apocalyptic tempo, "O Fortuna" remains well-reveared even in today's world.

After Carl Orff had written "O Fortuna", he took an abnormally large, magnificent shit in celebration.

by Josh Y. July 18, 2006

Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.

Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008