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fortunado 

a wise chinese man known for telling fortunes
Fortunado say "your wong gonna fall off"
fortunado by kara and tiffany February 1, 2004
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bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son
fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fartnado 

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.
Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.
Fartnado by TtotheDM January 31, 2014

O Fortuna 

The popular intro and outro of Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana." It has been used in popular movies, such as Jackass: The Movie, The Hunt for Red October, and Natural Born Killers. It is widely regarded as one of the most exciting pieces of music ever written and recorded. Known for its apocalyptic tempo, "O Fortuna" remains well-reveared even in today's world.
After Carl Orff had written "O Fortuna", he took an abnormally large, magnificent shit in celebration.
O Fortuna by Josh Y. July 18, 2006

Fartnado 

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
Fartnado by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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