forejack 

a masturbation technique which involves stroking your cock across the underside of your forearm, which is especially suited for this purpose because of its usual smooth nature resultant from a lack of sunlight

Kenny masturbated last night using the forejack technique, leaving him thoroughly satisfied.

forejack by Fishtacus July 7, 2011

fonejack 

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

fonejack by curt michales August 26, 2007

Fonejacker 

1. Fonejacker is a 2007 comedy series for E4. The show revolves around prank calls carried out by Kayvan Novak, under a guise of one of several ridiculous characters, such as Mr. Doovdé, a man who pronounces abbreviations; Terry Tibbs, a used car salesman who conducts dodgy business over the phone; or George Agdgdgwngo, an African-based scamster. All calls featured in the show are real. The show began as a pilot for Channel 4 on their 'Comedy Lab' series.

2. Fonejacker (or The Fonejacker) is also the name of the prank caller, who is seen wearing a red bobble hat-come-balaclava, sunglasses, and large green coat. He is often pictured using a large early-model mobile phone, or atop a building (revealed to be Guy's Hospital, in London) using a USA payphone.

Fonejacker (as Terry Tibbs) - Wooden ladders - Talk to me!

Fonejacker (as George Agdgdgwngo) - Basically, we have discovered a pigeon inside the bank vault, sir.

Fonejacker (as Mr. Miggins) - LEICESTER SQUARE!

Fonejacker by artfulbadger September 9, 2007

fonejacker 

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.

fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.

fonejacker by pompey777 September 22, 2007

fonejacker 

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

fonejacker by Hariki January 1, 2009

fonejacker 

a fonejacker seizes control of a telephone conversation to divert it from reason and logic

fonejacker is also a great new show on e4,thursdays at 10.30

fonejacker by random cheese September 10, 2007

Fonejack 

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

Fonejack by Fats Million August 22, 2007