The term
E-4 Mafia refers to the network of SrAs, SPCs (and some CPLs) who do most of the things that actually get done in the Army and Air Force. Not all
E-4s are in the Mafia, but by the
time you get to
E-4, they've probably done something for you, and by the
time you finish being an
E-4, you'll probably have done something for them, too.
They are the support personnel in positions where they know what is going on, know what is going to happen, and "know a guy" who can get things done that you need done.
Need a last minute appointment at the Dental Clinic? The
E-4 Mafia has an agent in place that can make that happen for you.
Have a pay problem that needs resolving? The
E-4 Mafia has a finance clerk that really knows how to get things fixed.
Need someone to take your CQ runner shift next weekend? The
e-4 Mafia know a guy who's willing to do it for $100.
Have a new troop who's ate up like a soup
sandwich? The
E-4 Mafia know a guy who can train him.
But there's a dark side as well.
Have a supervisor who is a
real PITA? Your
E-4 Mafia can make his life into a little slice of hell. Appointments get rescheduled, supplies are not there for him, his POV always comes up for the "
random" search at the gate, his pay problem paperwork stays at the
bottom of the in-pile for two extra weeks, his dental appointment is with "the butcher" instead of the good one, he's always the last to get the word about anything in the unit, etc.
I was supposed to be PCSing in
June, but my assignment got delayed, I couldn't get a resolution through
normal channels, then the E4-Mafia got involved, a
buddy called a friend at HQ, sorted things out, and my orders came through in two days.
