force-shit 

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

force-shit by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

force field shit 

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

force field shit by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.

-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.

Special Forces Shit by Dick-man March 5, 2010

forced shit 

The act of taking a dick in your ass and accidently shitting everywhere because you just cant take the pain

EXAMPLE: my friend bryce had a forced shit a huge nigger was going to town on his white little ass he just couldnt take it and shit everywhere.

forced shit by RAMBOMAN April 8, 2010

load of shit forced down the throats of billions 

Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.

Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.

load of shit forced down the throats of billions by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

born to shit, forced to wipe 

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

born to shit, forced to wipe by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy 

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021