The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internetsearch engine information.
Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"
1. a niffty/spiffy/fancy way of saying put up the sail.
2. or to have sex with
3. or cum on someone
4 and or have sex with someone while setting up a sail on a boat.
1. Nick:Would you help me fosberg today?
Sally: no way jose.
2/3. Nick: Fosberg with me tonight.
Ryan: Only if you promise to fosberg on me.
4. Nick:Would you like to fosberg and then fosberg me some more?
Lucy: Indeed.
The ultimate hockey player and generally just a force of nature. Nicknamed "Forceberg" and "Peter the great", forsberg always struck fear into the hearts of rival players and fans with his physical dominance, amazing two-way game, slick stickhandling and passing. That his career was severely shortened by injuries comes as no real suprise, since it is well known that forsbergs awesomeness and badassery was simply too much for any one body to contain.
The best hockey player in the game right now, no matter how much he whines or dives he is still the best, he reads the ice/play like a supernatural. He is the best you can get in this day and age.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!