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dicks for hands 

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.
(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!
dicks for hands by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro
Scissors for hands by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

Claws for Hands! 

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
Claws for Hands! by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

I got hands for days. 

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.
"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Veins in hands for girls 

When a girl gets veins in her hands that means she masturbates to much
Veins in hands for girls:i play with my self to much
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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