When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
by JenJen77 February 3, 2010
1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.
2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!
2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
by Sassy Smike March 1, 2006