for suck

Some thing, one, event, or place is lacking in coolness, niceness, savoryness, etc...Basically it sucks!

This pizza's crust is for suck!
It rained all day so the hike was for suck!

for suck by tinyhoney August 14, 2009

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Suck for suck

When you suck your bro off, and he sucks you off in return. It's not gay because you're just helping a brotha out and the gayness cancels.

"We were hanging out and bored, so we decided to do a suck for suck, nothing wrong with that. Just trying to help a brotha relieve some stress."

Suck for suck by Suck for Suck Connoisseur January 15, 2018

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Suck for Luck

A(n) NFL team that has not won a game in the 2011 season in order to draft with the first overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft to select Andrew Luck, the best QB prospect since Peyton Manning.

Phil: What's Suck for Luck?

Tim: It's what the Dolphins are doing. They're losing so they can get Andrew Luck.

Phil: Good. He can make this team win.

Suck for Luck by BigCisROFLin' October 24, 2011

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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex by wykykr May 15, 2006