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Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

glimmerous fop

Prosecuters who would rather play guitar, and perhaps should. They keep their hairs in drilled tips to pierce the Heavens or to just make themselves feel pretty. They are fun to throw snackoos at, so do so if you see one. They also like to seduce opposing lawyers after court.
"Always thinking he's a prince in the investigation... What a glimmerous fop! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!"
glimmerous fop by Ema Skye October 18, 2008
A 19th century-ish term for what is basically a metrosexual. A dandy, if you will. Usually high-cultured, well-dressed, very social individual who enjoys fashion and parties and prissy things like that. Perfect personal hygiene. NOT always gay, though often so. Often cannot actually afford this expensive, high-class lifestyle but somehow tries to live it anyway.
"What is he doing wearing that $200 shirt when he can barely pay his rent? Fop!"
FOP by imighthaveknown October 2, 2005
An fancily dressed gentleman, also called "dandy"
Zorro's disguise as a fop was brilliant.
fop by paljoey October 3, 2003
Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny.
Raoul is a fop. What. I can't think of a decent example.
fop by DJ Tifa September 28, 2003