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gaper, poser, mark, tourist or otherwise uncool person
See those foozers over there?
They're decked out in visors, fanny packs and water shoes.
Foozer by Gabba Gabba September 26, 2010
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Foozer • fooker • footer • Foofer • foolery • Foomer • fooze • fooner • floozer • foober
Somebody that fakes boozing. Often seen holding the same drink throughout the evening. They might even act intoxicated to fit in.
That guy Carter is such a foozer. He’s acting wasted and he’s 3 beers deep.
Foozer by DooHolz March 12, 2021
An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.
God dammit bobathan fookermookered me
Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

Hot-footer 

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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