Foozer

Some dumb Idiot no one likes.

John is totally the foozer of the classroom.

by Second Soorm April 21, 2021

Foozer

gaper, poser, mark, tourist or otherwise uncool person

See those foozers over there?
They're decked out in visors, fanny packs and water shoes.

by Gabba Gabba September 26, 2010

Foozer

Somebody that fakes boozing. Often seen holding the same drink throughout the evening. They might even act intoxicated to fit in.

That guy Carter is such a foozer. He’s acting wasted and he’s 3 beers deep.

by DooHolz March 12, 2021