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gaper, poser, mark, tourist or otherwise uncool person
See those foozers over there?
They're decked out in visors, fanny packs and water shoes.
Foozer by Gabba Gabba September 26, 2010
Related Words
Foozer fooker footer Foofer foolery Foomer fooze fooner floozer foober
Somebody that fakes boozing. Often seen holding the same drink throughout the evening. They might even act intoxicated to fit in.
That guy Carter is such a foozer. He’s acting wasted and he’s 3 beers deep.
Foozer by DooHolz March 12, 2021
An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.
God dammit bobathan fookermookered me
Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

Hot-footer 

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"