football d
football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
football d by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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Fantasy Football Dictator
A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.
The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.
Fantasy Football Dictator by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009
Football Douche
Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole.
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up
Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd
The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud
Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up
Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd
The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud
Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
Football player- YA BRA WHATS UP?!!?!?!!!!
Guy 1- What the fu....
Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
Guy 1- What the fu....
Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
Football Douche by Hugo8844 October 12, 2010
Football Depression
person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.
person 2: Football Depression.
Football Depression by Crunkle July 2, 2008
Football Degree
to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen
Football Degree by G.M. Inc. September 25, 2004
football dad
A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much
football dad by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018