A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

footrub-fix by QuacksO January 26, 2023

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footrub fiesta

Refers to a delightful situation where you meet a sizeable group of people, each of whom is willing to either give you a "sole-soothing" wif his/her gentle caring hands, or allow you to joyfully and savoringly massage his/her tootsies in yer own fingers and palms.

I love meeting pretty girls at da beach 'cuz they'll all have their cute extremities bare and visible, and so naturally this totally allows me both a "hand-holding heyday" and a "footrub fiesta" --- I get to savor said hot chicks' delectable warm soft fingers and toes all I want and for as long as I want, and so I eventually get a misty-eyed "velvety-skin fix" dat lasts me till da next sunny day when I can perform said delightful activities all over again.

footrub fiesta by QuacksO July 12, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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