when you go to your local kroger's or handy andy and buy a big tub of manteca (lard) then get a girl back to your place and you both dip your feet in it. Then you put your erect, manteca-covered toe in her
vagina until she oozes. Then she masturbates you with her goopy feet until you squirt your man chowder. It feels like
heaven and if you do this once a week it
will improve your outlook on life.
Devin: Hey sweety can you stop by handy andy on your
way home and pick up some manteca?
Jason: Why are you
cooking?
Devin: Nope. I wanna foot
fuck.
Jason: That sounds great! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!