when you go to your local kroger's or handy
andy and buy a big tub of manteca (lard) then get a girl back to your place and you both
dip your feet in it. Then you put your erect, manteca-covered toe in her vagina until she oozes. Then she masturbates you with her goopy feet until you squirt your man chowder. It feels like
heaven and if you do this once a week it will improve your outlook on life.
Devin: Hey sweety can you
stop by handy
andy on your way
home and pick up some manteca?
Jason: Why are you cooking?
Devin: Nope. I wanna foot fuck.
Jason: That sounds great! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!