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Foolish Heart 

a "foolish" heart is a naive and gullible heart.
Just because you may have a foolish heart doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing.. your just one of the many who’s heart has been broken so much to the point where the slightest bit of affection or “love” makes you fall for a person easy... and often may lead to even more heartbreak. Everyone in this world has heart but it’s how you use it that really matters... in this world with so much bad, your doing so much good and yet you still end up being the one heart broken left wondering why you can’t be happy.. blaming everything on your foolish heart.
Foolish Heart by Lucidauraz November 28, 2020

FoolishGamers 

Foolish is an underrated member of the Dream SMP.
He builds things most of the time, has a shark obsession and his streams are very POG.

He is canonically 12 ft tall, a god and his Minecraft skin is inspired by the totem of undying.
FoolishGamers is very POG
FoolishGamers by Random Eevee April 13, 2021
Foolish a minecraft stream that shift dances for hype trains
wow look at foolish do his dancy dance
foolish by YoonYoon3D March 25, 2021

foolish whore 

An affectionate insult aimed at someone who is simple minded enough to speak their mind all the time before thinking.
Calista: Where are my sunglasses?
James: On top of your head, foolish whore.
foolish whore by Thomas McNab December 31, 2006

foolishnessity 

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.
foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Theory of Maximum Foolishness 

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
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