foolishest
foolishest by JtotheNellynSidekickSam November 10, 2003
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Foolishest
The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.
Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 7, 2016
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Foolishest
The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.
Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016
Foolishest
The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.
Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016
foolishnessity
foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021
Theory of Maximum Foolishness
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
Foolishment
Foolishment by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009
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