foolishest

the most foolish of all

Signing up for an 8am college class is the foolishest thing you can do.

foolishest by JtotheNellynSidekickSam November 10, 2003

Foolishest

The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 7, 2016

Foolishest

The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016

Foolishest

The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016

foolishnessity 

shanden invented this word.

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.

foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Theory of Maximum Foolishness 

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

Foolishment 

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation

Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!

Foolishment by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009