foolishass

person who is both a fool and an ass.

Geronimo - I thought the meeting was at 8:30
Mike - Foolishass

by MoJo_ROX February 8, 2007

foolishnessity

shanden invented this word.

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.

by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

blame foolishness

Completely lacking forethought or caution.

An utterance used by Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn

Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.

Kevin: That's just blame foolishness

Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."

by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008

foolishest

the most foolish of all

Signing up for an 8am college class is the foolishest thing you can do.

by JtotheNellynSidekickSam November 10, 2003

Black Foolishness

The opposite of Black Excellence;
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.

Poster: "Looking for my lost dawg. He responds to Dawg, Jaquan, or simply just Yo. Tryna find my dawg, cuh. Five dollar reward."
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"

by BiblioShrèque May 30, 2018

foolishness

foolishness comes from the word foolish and is the action in wich you are doing somthing

"stop your foolishness"

by matt January 1, 2005