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Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.
Fools Gold Digger by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

Fools Gold 

A bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.
My friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.
Fools Gold by Bound to the flo October 27, 2009

fools gold 

an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner
mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold
fools gold by foolio-pc February 2, 2007

Fools Gold Loaf 

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..
Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!
Fools Gold Loaf by DawyM November 12, 2010

Fools Gold 

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold
Fools Gold by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022

Fools Gold 

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already
" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."
Fools Gold by wendy14618 March 24, 2016
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piddlefart

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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