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When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.

My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!

foody hands by twistan 69 April 9, 2010

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Foldy Hands

One who while talking dramatically, has a tendency to fold his or her hands in a crescent like shape. But not the the tasty crescents that the adorable pilsbury dough boy makes. Having foldy hands is not only on unattractive but also a sign of being a Piney, which is also very unfortunate. If you spot foldy hands, run away screaming.

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^what foldy hands look like

Foldy Hands by Skippy McSkippster April 15, 2009

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Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

Hot Food Hands by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

Hands off my squirrel food by Money MT May 19, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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