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foodaphobia

The fear that food is alive and planning to eat you.
"FOOOOOOOOD! Run everybody run!" The little boy cried out. "That kid has foodaphobia" the other boy noticed.
by buttmonkey5678 July 29, 2009
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Fordophobia

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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foodphoria

The euphoric feeling attained upon first bite of a delicious meal.
I only experience true foodphoria when sampling mom's home cooking.
by delsancho January 4, 2011
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Fortaphobia

I only clean my room because I have a severe case of fortaphobia!
by Tottalingcarccass May 31, 2018
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Foodophobia

Another word for anorexia, in which a person refuses to eat a normal, average amount of food to lose weight.
Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie, and Kate Bosworth are foodophobia victims.
by Shay C. August 6, 2006
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foophobia

A phobia of people who seem nice, funny and normal when first approached but once you play video games with them you find their attitude very toxic.
I've got a bad case of foophobia after playing GTA V yesterday
You're being very foophobic there, Sirus
by DarkZek October 23, 2019
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Foxaphobia

Foxaphobia

This is a new psycho social pandemic mostly among people on the left, and some democrats. I am coining a new phrase

“Foxaphobia” Fox uh fo bee uh
Foxaphobia: A persistent irrational fear of, anger, disgust, and intellectual superiority over the person who admits to watching Fox News.

Diagnosis: When a person is asked if they watch Fox News they respond with pat almost programmed answers like, ,no they are liars, assholes, right wing, especially those Oreilly, Beck, and Hannity guys
Risk factors: Growing up in a highly sheltered, myopic, generally far left liberal ,or “progressive “background. Forgetting that being progressive actually means being open to new ideas and listening to both sides of an issue.

Also accompanied with the following syndromes:

Bush derangement syndrome: The irrational delusional focus on the Bush administration even though it is now the Obama administration.

Sara Palin obsession disorder: the constant attempt to demean, diminish, make fun of anything Palin and family. The irrational fear of Alaskans .Not specifically but often are feminists who resent the fact that she was able to have it all ,kids, marriage, and a great job!

Treatments: Aggressive deprogramming which includes actually watching a show or two.
People who incessantly criticize, demean, belittle, condescend Fox News have "Foxaphobia".
by Larry Levine October 20, 2009
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