food fucker

someone who has sex with penis shaped objects such as pickles cucumbers etc

dude i was watching porn last night when some food fucker totally ruined it for me.
i couldnt bait for a week after i saw that food fucker on the internet.

food fucker by dudedude363 December 22, 2008

Food Fucked 

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.

Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.

Food Fucked by nick and djr November 14, 2011

Food Fucked 

Completely and totally stuffed with food.

Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."

Food Fucked by Dickson Yamuda August 28, 2010

food-fucked 

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

food-fucked by Mark71 October 15, 2007

Food Fucked 

When you're eating something, like pizza for example, and a piece falls off and rolls down your shirt, pants and then hits your shoe before touching the ground.

Wow look at the spaghetti sauce trail down that guy... he totally got food fucked.

Food Fucked by Banchou January 17, 2011

foldfucker 

Someone who has sex with a very fat person by literally fucking thier folds of fat.

Andy is a foldfucker.

foldfucker by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

footfucker 

One who has an inclination for sexual intercourse with feet.

Glen is a footfucker. He likes fucking feet.

footfucker by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005