food abortion 

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

food abortion by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

food baby abortion 

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

food baby abortion by the abortionist August 5, 2012

food baby abortion 

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.

She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.

food baby abortion by IHeartFood October 19, 2010

food baby abortion 

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

food baby abortion by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

Aborting the Food Baby 

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

Aborting the Food Baby by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

Foodbortion by Drubilee May 14, 2015