Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

Foodbortion by Drubilee May 14, 2015

frobortion 

The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.

"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."

frobortion by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Foodbation 

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

Foodbation by Turkeymash August 25, 2014