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- weren't you trying to quit smoking?
- well, fokkit, gimme a cig.
fokkit by missionm January 23, 2011
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fukkityshidam 

Something u say when something horribly goes wrong, or goes insaneley right. Or extremely funny
John: Hey Bill, guess what
Bill: yea John
John: I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Bill: fukkityshidam!!!
fukkityshidam by Devon George April 1, 2007
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The same as fuck it but on a single word and is used to sound as a parody Minecraft Server Software called "Fukkit"
You know that feature you asked for? fukkit. I'm done.

Fookit Ball

Fookit Ball is a newly developed sport that has grabbed the attention of many new followers. The sport was created as a recreational activity, but has turned into an epidemic. The sport is said to be "very addictive." Many players of the sport have reported this new addiction as something they "think about constantly, taking presence over normal day to day activities." Fookit Ball is so addictive that it can be a distraction from the average working day. All though there are very few dedicated Fookit Ball players currently, it has been deemed to be "The fastest growing sport in North Carolina."
'''The Rules'''

Fookit Ball has only three Rules (disclaimer, the sport is still in the developmental stage). These rules include - First Rule (the most fundamental rule of the game); There are not many rules, Second Rule; call your own fouls (although, if you due choose to call a foul, you will be subject to taunting and name calling from all players, on and off the court - from your own team and the opposing side.) Third Rule - out of bounds is up to interpretation from both sides (the game must go on). There will not be a Referee present during a Fookit Ball match. Each opposing teams are responsible for making agreeable judgments on questionable calls. If and when an agreement can not be concluded - two team mates must engage in a various name calling/taunting spree that will determine the call in either of their favors. Sportsmanship has been a core foundation of this sport. All name calling is taking with a grain of salt, and must be understand by both sides to be "part of the Game."

'''Overview/description'''

This sport has characteristics derived from three main stream sports. These include; Ultimate football, Basketball, and Mixed Martial arts (MMA fighting)
Fookit Ball by rmkerby August 10, 2010

god fukkit 

God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!
god fukkit by GooberPatrol December 2, 2018
fukkit is a shortened version of fuck it which is used when describing something you dont care about. Basically like saying "i dont care" or "it dosent matter"
person A: "apparently somebody snitched on you..."
person B:"fukkit its not like they have any evidence"
The type of guy you can tell is always kinky. He has that girlfriend that asks why she is even dating him. The guy that lets his girlfriend live with him. The guy that everyone is annoyed by how kinky they are. A Guy that livestreams like Forkitz at Beam.pro/forkitz.
Wow that guy is such a forkitz
Forkitz by Mitspooky1252 March 30, 2017
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"My salad days,
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board chow 

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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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