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Fnuff (derived from floof) is an adjective used to describe animals with thick, soft looking short fur. For example, a short-haired kitten, a puppy, or an otter.

Fnuff can also be used as a noun to refer to the coat of an animal with soft looking short hair.
Adj. Otters look very fnuffy

N. That kitten is covered in fnuff.
Fnuff by Fnuffy Pupper May 10, 2017
Words you can keep
A fast way of informing someone that you believe something to be "Fair enough".
Underachiever: I dont think I'm going to bother with college, I've got the grades but it's so much easier to just live off income-support
Anon: fnuff.
fnuff by Bloodbeard March 31, 2009

Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

Fluffenchops 

A common term used among pet bird owners online and people within the birb community.

“The chops with fluffens that cover the beaky in bashfulness and contentment...”

AKA the floofy feathers that surround the beaks of some birbs (notably cockatoos, cockatiels, and other parrots) when the birb is puffed up.
Max looks so cute when he’s sleepy. Look at dem fluffenchops!
Fluffenchops by ProjectOWL August 2, 2018
Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.
"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"
Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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