fmwaws

Fuck Me with a wooden spoon.

I saw your wife making out with another woman.
Fmwaws!

fmwaws by G No August 9, 2016

FMWACS

Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".

Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?

FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014