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flyin' hawaiin

The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more respect.
Most commonly seen following heavy drinking or during life-threatening disease....
Fuck me, I thought Sean was just 'talking to the big white telephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin!!
flyin' hawaiin by Jules B December 31, 2005
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Flyin' Hawaiian 

When acutely ill with a gastrointestinal illness, or in withdrawal from addictive substances, having simultaneous projectile vomiting and diarrhea, but still managing to get both in the toilet bowl at the same time. .
OMG I was so sick last night coming down from those Percs, that I did a flyin' Hawaiian and got it all in the bowl!
Flyin' Hawaiian by R2xman August 19, 2025

The Flying Hawaiian 

Verb- A sexual term. The move is performed by standing up in the middle of Citizens Bank Park while holding a girl upside down. Whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your knob with her legs wide open at you face. Next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls vagina. If you are wearing a Shane Victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.
John: "dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball...its crazy..."

Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"

John: "no..."

Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"
The Flying Hawaiian by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009

flying hawaiian

when a hawaiisn homosexual midget likes to give boston trumbone and when the guys cum he licks it up to spits it into hawian punch and drinks its
Jon gave the flying hawaiian to Joe

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026