New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.
I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.
The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more respect.
Most commonly seen following heavy drinking or during life-threatening disease....
Fuck me, I thought Sean was just 'talking to the big whitetelephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin!!
The act of giving or getting hit with a "Flyin' T" is someone who runs up out of nowhere with or without pants on, but having their penis out to jump into the air spinning with their arms out in "T" formation (thus the "T" in "flyin' T") and slapping, hitting, or srtiking their entended target in the face with their penis.
"dude! i was in the mood for a massive Flyin' T, so i just went for it! thank god the ceiling was so high! she was like 6'2!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.