Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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Flyin' Hawaiian

When acutely ill with a gastrointestinal illness, or in withdrawal from addictive substances, having simultaneous projectile vomiting and diarrhea, but still managing to get both in the toilet bowl at the same time. .
OMG I was so sick last night coming down from those Percs, that I did a flyin' Hawaiian and got it all in the bowl!
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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