fly catcher 

Angry snatch.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I nearly lost my finger to the fly catcher.

fly catcher by T. J. October 30, 2003

fly catcher 

A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.

Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."

fly catcher by Mattress December 12, 2008

Fly Catcher 

A gormless, moronic person who looks like they struggle with simple tasks and cant seem to close their mouth at all as their teeth seem to be too large for their mouth.

There is a kid at my school called young money and he goes to the gym 7 days a week and never could close his mouth!
so we all call him fly catcher.

Fly Catcher by Slumdog Millionaire March 24, 2009

fly catcher 

another term for moron. they breath mainly through their mouths, and can become confused when trying to do more than one thing at a time. this includes talking while breathing.

the guy at the cricket store is such a fly catcher. he ignored me, and when he was listening he didnt get anything right.

fly catcher by RAWRjosh July 28, 2007

fly-catcher 

Masturbating with one hand, you ready the other hand in the air. Just before release, aim your cannon at an angle up, and when you finish, catch the semen with your hand-in-waiting. Then, tell your friends that you caught a fly. When they ask to see it, slap them, and run.

Tony: Hey, Josh, I caught a fly!

Josh: Can I see it?

Tony: Yeah... (smack) HA, you got smacked by semen! It's the FLY-CATCHER!!!!!

fly-catcher by Richard Huge May 13, 2010

iowa fly catcher

The act of grabbing a penis in a swift grabbing motion, then starting a hand job and upon climax, throwing the semen onto the chest of the poor unsuspecting male.

Michele was giving me the best Iowa fly catcher till she threw my nut back on me like a crazy bitch.

iowa fly catcher by Justajoker October 5, 2019

Flycatcher 

1. A generic term pertaining to several widespread, unrelated families of passerine birds- Old World Flycatchers, Paradise Flycatchers, and Tyrant Flycatchers being just a few examples.

2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.

1.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...

2.
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."

"Gee, what a flycatcher!"

Flycatcher by Birdmaster300 April 12, 2009