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A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.
Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."
by Mattress February 08, 2007

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1)Describes the removal or theft of your property by some muggy rat bastard.
2)Can describe abusive reconfiguring of somebody's Facebook profile without their knowledge.
1) "I'm so hungry; that filthy rat Clive raped my fridge"
2) "Clive raped my Facebook and made me look quite the fool!"
by Mattress February 08, 2007

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