Mattress's definitions

fly catcher

A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.

Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."

by Mattress December 12, 2008

raped

1)Describes the removal or theft of your property by some muggy rat bastard.
2)Can describe abusive reconfiguring of somebody's Facebook profile without their knowledge.

1) "I'm so hungry; that filthy rat Clive raped my fridge"
2) "Clive raped my Facebook and made me look quite the fool!"

by Mattress December 13, 2008