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flustagate 

to hit with a club-like object; beat
I want to flustagate that bitch to death with a bat.
flustagate by Q-Y January 23, 2005
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frustabate 

The solace masturbation you engage in immediately after getting home from a date that went uncontrollably awry.
Guy #1: Hey man how'd it go?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?

flusterated 

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!
flusterated by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

fustigate 

the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson
Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....
fustigate by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

flustrated 

I live in the southeast US. I first started hearing "flustrated" by local speakers a few years ago. It was apparent that the speakers were not using this for comic effect; the speakers were quite angry at the time.

I don't think that it's a combination of flustered and frustrated...just a variant pronounciation of "frustrated". If you look at the examples used by the other contributors on this site, I think that they illustrate the use of this term as "frustrated".
My boss keeps giving me contradictory directions of what he wants. It really gets me flustrated.

fustigate 

To beat with a stick or a club.
"Go fustigate yourself"
fustigate by Raych December 20, 2004

flustrated 

Flustration is wrongly spelled Frustration.

This mistake possible came from the attempt to join words frustrated and flustered which is senseless.

See other translations.
(Note: they are wrong.)
`Neil: Oh shit, I've become flustrated cauz Sarah wont go out with me.` -- Who the f**k is Neil?
flustrated by QwertyCZ March 6, 2013
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