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the motion of accidently putting your finger through the tissue paper as you wipe.
oh god, i just FLUNTED i must wash my hands
flunted by tinky74 July 6, 2010
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having to repeat a grade because of failing
nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.
flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018
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A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.
John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter
Flunter by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009
The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.
Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.
Funted by DudeBilly April 20, 2017

Flunked Recess 

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...
Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...
crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.
My computer flunked and I had to reboot.
flunked by anony October 28, 2003

Flaunted House 

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.
My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!
Flaunted House by FASH1976 October 30, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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