fluke trash

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.

Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU

fluke trash by orpheu$ July 27, 2011

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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