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fluff your garfield
fluff your garfield by Euphysics May 13, 2005
Fluff your pillow
A sexual act in which a male stands up with his pants off and his partner (female or male) takes their hands and "fluffs" his balls by quickly moving them through their fingers and lifting them up and down.
(Boy takes his pants off)
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
Fluff your pillow by vic123456789 December 12, 2012
fluff your jesus
You: Wow, this Jesus pillow is pretty flat. Maybe I should fluff it up.
Me: Yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
Me: Yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
fluff your jesus by M-Dog August 7, 2004
fluff your jesus
fluff your jesus by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
go fluff your puff
gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.
go fluff your puff by TheFabulousThomasJ. February 9, 2017
fluff your jesus
fluff your jesus by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003
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