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fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Fluff your pillow 

A sexual act in which a male stands up with his pants off and his partner (female or male) takes their hands and "fluffs" his balls by quickly moving them through their fingers and lifting them up and down.
(Boy takes his pants off)
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
Fluff your pillow by vic123456789 December 12, 2012

fluff your jesus 

It is when you pick up your Jesus pillow and shake it and squeeze it in order to fluff it up.
You: Wow, this Jesus pillow is pretty flat. Maybe I should fluff it up.
Me: Yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
fluff your jesus by M-Dog August 7, 2004

fluff your jesus 

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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go fluff your puff 

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.
Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.

fluff your jesus 

yo, don't be a fucking donut puncher...u just said fluff your jesus