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A bad person who is mean and thinks his friend died even though he is alive
Florko is very mean
florko by Jcub112110 May 2, 2022
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A term to refer to any person identifying as any identity, no identity, multiple identities, or any combination of the former with out offending anyone.
Florbo: Why does everyone get so offended by florbo?

Florbo: florbo is offended by being called florbo without understanding that florbo is a catch all term to refer to all florbos. We are all florbo, and if we are all florbo then no one should be offended by the term florbo. Does that make sense to florbo now?
florbo by Farts Macgee July 13, 2020
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Florkish 

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.
Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...
What someone may be called when their preferred pronouns are unknown to the speaker; replaces he, him, she, her, them
Who is that over there? It looks like florbo is trying to climb that giant oak tree!
Florbo by Taxicab Blue July 13, 2020
A defunct social media platform. Users would write a text biography, provide a single image of themselves, their age and location, and hit the "flork" button to be presented with another user to message, one at a time, chosen completely at random. The network was extremely diverse in the people that used it, with seemingly all ages, locations, ethnicities, and so on, evenly represented. Correspondence was asynchronous and brought people together to talk about just about anything and everything.
I met a very cool woman on Flork. She was a completely different kind of person to the previous one and the one after them - in interests, age, culture, the lot! Flork is a truly unique social media experience.
Flork by Falcorr March 24, 2020


Name for the device that affixes a little flag to a mailbox.


"You know those little flags on mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?" - Cliff from Cheers describing what a "flork" is during a game of scrabble.


flork by afxjzs January 14, 2009

Florkowski 

Word used to describe a man that withholds features of many different age groups.
That man is wearing velcro shoes and a tye-dye shirt yet he has a full mustache, he is a Florkowski.
Florkowski by Windows95 February 7, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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