florko

A bad person who is mean and thinks his friend died even though he is alive

Florko is very mean

by Jcub112110 May 2, 2022

florbo

A term to refer to any person identifying as any identity, no identity, multiple identities, or any combination of the former with out offending anyone.

Florbo: Why does everyone get so offended by florbo?

Florbo: florbo is offended by being called florbo without understanding that florbo is a catch all term to refer to all florbos. We are all florbo, and if we are all florbo then no one should be offended by the term florbo. Does that make sense to florbo now?

by Farts Macgee July 13, 2020

Florkish

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.

Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...

by spiritual lyrical miracle March 13, 2022

Florbo

What someone may be called when their preferred pronouns are unknown to the speaker; replaces he, him, she, her, them

Who is that over there? It looks like florbo is trying to climb that giant oak tree!

by Taxicab Blue July 13, 2020

Flork

A defunct social media platform. Users would write a text biography, provide a single image of themselves, their age and location, and hit the "flork" button to be presented with another user to message, one at a time, chosen completely at random. The network was extremely diverse in the people that used it, with seemingly all ages, locations, ethnicities, and so on, evenly represented. Correspondence was asynchronous and brought people together to talk about just about anything and everything.

I met a very cool woman on Flork. She was a completely different kind of person to the previous one and the one after them - in interests, age, culture, the lot! Flork is a truly unique social media experience.

by Falcorr March 24, 2020

flork

Name for the device that affixes a little flag to a mailbox.

"You know those little flags on mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?" - Cliff from Cheers describing what a "flork" is during a game of scrabble.

by afxjzs January 14, 2009

Florkowski

Word used to describe a man that withholds features of many different age groups.

That man is wearing velcro shoes and a tye-dye shirt yet he has a full mustache, he is a Florkowski.

by Windows95 February 7, 2010