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florbo 

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A term to refer to any person identifying as any identity, no identity, multiple identities, or any combination of the former with out offending anyone.
Florbo: Why does everyone get so offended by florbo?

Florbo: florbo is offended by being called florbo without understanding that florbo is a catch all term to refer to all florbos. We are all florbo, and if we are all florbo then no one should be offended by the term florbo. Does that make sense to florbo now?
florbo by Farts Macgee July 13, 2020
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Florbo 

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What someone may be called when their preferred pronouns are unknown to the speaker; replaces he, him, she, her, them
Who is that over there? It looks like florbo is trying to climb that giant oak tree!
Florbo by Taxicab Blue July 13, 2020
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Related Words
florbo • florbo glorbo • Florbokus • Florbop • florb • FLOBOTS • flobo • floorboard • flobbo • Flowboy

florbo glorbo 

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A very cool guy
person 1: hey what time is it?
person 2: florbo glorbo
person 1: k
florbo glorbo by the ficus man November 23, 2023
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flobot 

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the nemisis of toast
whoa flobot be stealin all the kissies from toast today!
flobot by flobotoast January 27, 2009
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florble

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That unique way the fat rolls of some disgustingly morbidly obese rampaging hambeast bounce and flounce and jiggle and wiggle and jibble and wibble as it thunders towards its next buffet.
God damn, look at Rosie O'Donnell's thighs florble when she runs!
florble by ilurvetet July 14, 2010
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Flobobo 

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just

flobobo
P1: hey wanna have-
P2: FLOBOBO
Flobobo by Lukasucksatdefinitions April 29, 2020
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Flobots 

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A amazing rock group from Denver, Colorado.
Much better than a lot of crappy groups from Colorado like 3oh!3.
With their members
Jonny 5
Brer Rabbit
Mackenzie Roberts
Andy Guerrero
Jesse Walker
Kenny Ortiz

They are an amazing group with fantastic music.
"Dude...did you hear that new flobots track?"
"Yeah man! That shit was off the hook!"
Flobots by Pesp February 21, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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