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florentiner 

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.
person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
florentiner by ma jones May 22, 2004
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florentino 

gentelman, erotic, sexual, non-gay, man whore,gets all the woman, men dislike him for his romanticness with the woman
damn florentino gots game!!
florentino by juan mode June 21, 2011
A really smart, profound and emphatic, handsome guy, guided trough life by kindness and compassion.
You are like a Florentin. I can have deep conversations with you.
Florentin by domol4667 October 11, 2018

Florentina 

Florentina is a very kind and smart person. You can always count on her - she will be there for your. To have a Florentina as your friend is goals!
Florentina is a very kind person!
Florentina by 1jana1 November 24, 2021

Florentine Method

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
You are as smart as a florentin
Florentin by Qol September 10, 2018

florentina 

A hot chick who deserves better than she's got. She's the one who's nice to the wrecked crack heads and their pets. She usually has an asshole boyfriend who doesn't appreciate her. She's usually oblivious to the pack of guys who all wish she was in their beds! She's a tiger who'll drain your nuts and have you begging for more.
girl: See that asshole over there? Hes a dick to his girlfriend
other girl: She must be a Florentina
florentina by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
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