Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

Florentine

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

Florentine

The definition of alcohol especially when used following the word "jeff"
Also could be used for the word alcoholic, alcoholism, or drunk

Have you seen Mr.Florentine lately?
Yes i just saw him at the bar yesterday with a tab longer than the Great Wall of China

by Ace Craft May 4, 2022

Florentine Method

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.

The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.

by John Manlapid May 30, 2006

florentine flogging

Florentine logging refers to the art of using two floggers, one in each hand, in many combinations. It’s most commonly thought of as swinging two floggers in interlocking figure 8 patterns.

I couldn't resist seeing my dom once she showed me how good she was at florentine flogging.

by soulcrusaduh May 3, 2024

Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

by DominatHER May 27, 2008