floparazzi 

When something flops so hard that it needs to be documented

*you see someone post something that did not eat* Ooh someone call the floparazzi!!

*You pull up to a party and 15 people are there* Someone call the floparazzi!!

Oh that outfit is so bad where’s the floparazzi??

floparazzi by FrannyGranny November 6, 2023

Faparazzi 

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

Faparazzi by Belunan August 26, 2009

flaparazzi 

noun:
someone who is always in the back-ground of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera.

mj: "dude check out that flaparazzi, such a joker."

flaparazzi by its_aks November 5, 2005

Ploparazzi 

The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.

"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."

Ploparazzi by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016

flaparazzi 

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

flaparazzi by Sir Garence August 9, 2009