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flootzie 

The god of gaming, he is one of the sexiest and most breedable people to ever walk the planet. He is considered to be a god of all men and he is packing an insane amount of inches
Did you see that guy he is such a flootzie
flootzie by flootzie September 3, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. a sexually loose woman

2. a prostitute
She was pissed off because some oaf called her a floozie.
floozie by Light Joker December 11, 2004
That girl is a damn floozie
floozie by Yazee April 12, 2004
What your Grandma calls a hoochie.
"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.
floozie by mbmargarita August 16, 2006
Noun: Flu-z
1.) A term to describe a sexually promiscuous female
2.) Used to describe generally a female who is behaving in a ridiculous manner or acts in immature way
Brittany; Im a dinasaur, hear me roar. Roar!.

Jen: Brittany stop acting like a floozie, your 17 and in the middle of the mall and everyone is looking
Floozie by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

floozie in the jacuzzi 

Sculpture of Anna Livia formerly located midway up O'Connell Street, Dublin, Ireland, consisting of a very long, flowing, stylised female figure in a fountain (Anna Livia being a personification of the River Liffey and by association the city of Dublin). Removed to make way for the O'Connell Street Spike, better known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, in the year 2002.
We all miss the floozie in the jacuzzi.
floozie in the jacuzzi by Fearman December 10, 2007

jacuzzi floozie 

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.
I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.
jacuzzi floozie by Timothy July 8, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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