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flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019
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flowered 

To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.
Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.
flowered by GeicoSaves10 July 15, 2019

Flowered 

When someone makes an instant regrettable mistake
No sir...you flowered”
Flowered by Chedz240 February 8, 2021

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowerectamy 

the removal of a flower from your urethra
i have to have a flowerectamy
flowerectamy by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowerdew 

Flowerdew is the name for a Royal bloodline of French origins. It is said they will bring unity, equality, and prosperity to the earth before the millennium begins.
Flowerdew’s will show us the way
flowerdew by B&P LLC November 9, 2020
Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.
Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!
Flowerday by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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