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flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019
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flowered 

To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.
Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.
flowered by GeicoSaves10 July 15, 2019

Flowered 

When someone makes an instant regrettable mistake
“No sir...you flowered”
Flowered by Chedz240 February 8, 2021

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowerectamy 

the removal of a flower from your urethra
i have to have a flowerectamy
flowerectamy by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowerdew 

Flowerdew is the name for a Royal bloodline of French origins. It is said they will bring unity, equality, and prosperity to the earth before the millennium begins.
Flowerdew’s will show us the way
flowerdew by B&P LLC November 9, 2020
Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.
Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!
Flowerday by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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