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FLOORIST 

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.
Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.
FLOORIST by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021
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floorist 

A businessperson who deals in fancy tile-arrangements for sprucing up a dwelling's walking-surfaces.
I am satisfied with just ordinary linoleum dat I can install myself, so I doubt dat I'll have any need to call a floorist.
floorist by QuacksO August 22, 2025
Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
...Not that kind of florist
Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.
Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.
Florist by MaxSG June 17, 2021
A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.
"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
Florist by cooch whisperer January 1, 2012
1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!
florist by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

Sumo Florist 

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com
1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.
Sumo Florist by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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