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Flootist

Lucy's profession
Lucy is a flootist
by Ace and Pip December 3, 2021
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flesh floutist

Chrithtopher ith a flesh floutist.
by scottbo1 January 2, 2009
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Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.
"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2
by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010
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Flootis

FLOOTIS is a made up word, which means that something is chubby, fluffy AND INCREDIBLY ADORABLE!
THAT DOG BREED IS SO FLOOTIS!
by derpatronio November 3, 2016
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floutist

A person who plays a flute in a marching band... correctly known as FLUTIST!!!!
Wow, look at how that floutist flouts, and such an excellent flouter she is, especially the way she holds her flout
by Oh nothing nothing September 3, 2003
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skin floutist

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.
I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
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FLOORIST

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.
Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021
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