Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.
Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.
by MaxSG June 17, 2021
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Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
by SamAndTJ August 07, 2010
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A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.
"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
by cooch whisperer December 29, 2011
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People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying
The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.
by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019
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Flower person if a man is gay
That lady is so hot I love florist.........DUDE THATS A GUY ahahh notice the Adam's Apple
by Greg August 21, 2003
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1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!
by kansasflorist December 06, 2010
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1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com
1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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